Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

Gronwyn

An ancient deity, dating between 1400 and 1521CE. Gronwyn has no clear religious links and is likely a culmination of all pagan beliefs throughout the Eastern world. She is the personification of all evil and is believed to be the only being that will ever fully grasp the concept of Gron. She is often represented as a stark white figure lying down, with her arms beside her body, a pig nose and a long tail.

Gronwyn is the perfect blend of light and dark, good and evil, Gron and Bronwyn

by stellasux222 May 14, 2020

The Gronk

The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.

If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.

If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.

(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)

by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012

Gronkus

An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019