Grommet

a little kid, a child, a young person, or anyone under the age of 18.

my 4 year old grommet is calling my name.

by Smirk Savage December 28, 2005

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.

Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet

by Jaysav30 July 6, 2016

wrinkle grommet

(noun) the anus. see starfish.

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Wrinkled Grommet

Another word for the "Stink Star" - your asshole!!

Get your wrinkled grommet out of my face.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Grommet

Enthusiastic snowboarder.

From the claymation movie "Wallace and Gromit - A Grand Day Out" in which Gromit does a little snowboarding on the Moon, which is made of cheese.

Yo yo yo! Grommet! U gonna poach dat pow-Der, or r u gonna piss in it?

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.

Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

trail grommet

a lesbian aka jon mozer

by Anonymous May 30, 2003