Grippin’ Dick

When someone is truly hauling ass, leagues faster than mobbing.

“Have you seen that car on the 405?”
“Yeah, man was mobbing!”
“Quicker, he was grippin’ dick!”

by Campbello February 10, 2023

Shrimp Grippin'

Masturbating with your small penis.

Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024

Grippin

/‘GrippiN/

Adjective (adj.)

• To be Stressed out, In the weeds, overwhelmed with a task and losing control of all sense of normality.

• Being under the influence, in a mind altered state or any other factor which would render or prevent ones capability of being fully aware or competent of completing an otherwise normal task.

Chef: Why you grippin right now and giving me entrees for a table who’s apps aren’t even out yet bitch boy?! There’s only 3 tables in the restaurant!!

Mr. Jones, Wilfredo has shown up 2 hours late the past 3 months and your soft ass hasn’t said a fucking word. I don’t care if you can’t find anyone else - I’ll do Bof my job and that crackheads if that money rite. Otherwise you on your own with Mr. Scratchy the ear biting, glass dick sucking degenerate.

by WiZard-stiK September 11, 2022

grippin porcelain

throwing up

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain

by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011