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Grilled Cheese

Blue Balls for girls. When a guy teases a girl and her va-jay-jay becomes the consistency of the inside of a freshly-made grilled cheese sandwich.
1: So Andrew, what were you talking to Nicole about?
1: Oh nothing, just giving her the good 'ole grilled cheese.
by LikeAManBearPig June 11, 2010
mugGet the Grilled Cheesemug.

Grilled Cheese

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.
by diseased sheep July 11, 2006
mugGet the Grilled Cheesemug.

Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese describes lack of hygeine in a woman's private area. The woman's hairy vagina has been used too much so there is semen residue in her pubes and when she opens her legs it pulls apart slowly like a grilled cheese sandwich. Just like pulling apart the bread slowly and seeing the melted cheese.
i was fucking this girl one night and she had MAJOR grilled cheese so i told her she had to leave.
by ihadsexwithyourmomlastnite September 11, 2011
mugGet the Grilled Cheesemug.

Grilled Cheese

Slang for getting major cash and getting high. What happens when you take "bread" and "cheddar" and cook it at high temperatures.
Bob: Just got my paycheck and some weed man.
Jim: You got the grilled cheese!
by Sandisk April 14, 2014
mugGet the Grilled Cheesemug.

grill cheese

Old shriveled vagina of an elderly woman that has become mushed and grinded throughout numerous years of viscious sexual intercourse.
Grandma's funbox has turned to grill cheese after 67 years of being treated like a piece of meat.
by Alledged Necropheliac June 24, 2004
mugGet the grill cheesemug.

Grilled Cheese

When you take a dump on the toilet seat and close the lid down on it.
Thurman did you grilled cheese my toilet?
by Yaaaadigg October 1, 2017
mugGet the Grilled Cheesemug.

The Grilled Cheese

When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day
Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!
by The REAL Merriam Webster February 25, 2022
mugGet the The Grilled Cheesemug.

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