GREEN BEAN

A goofy ass nigga or bitch

Slow , stupid , retarded

A goofy that go for anything

This hoe is a green bean she go for anything

by Badgirlnextdoorx February 15, 2025

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job

zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!

by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

“Green Bean”

When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”

Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.

*shoots the ball* “Green bean” *completely misses*

by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025

Green Bean Moment

A decisive point in an argument when somebody's point becomes entirely invalid by making a simple mistake. Derived from the thought process of stepping on a Green Bean while delivering a skull crushing comeback.

Person 1: "so to conclude, I **stutters** I.."
Person 2: "nah shut up man thats a green bean moment, you're done"

by Hunkyman August 21, 2022

Green Bean Casserole

When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.

Candy and Deb did a hot green bean casserole last night. You should seen the wet spot.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

green bean feet

When your mom walks into your room while your jacking off, and she says, “The cucumbers are ready!” She drops them on her toes/feet while you nut in her face.

Yo I green bean feeted your mom lol

by Phat_Penuz November 30, 2018

green bean faggot

A alpha male that bitches out and becomes a punk around other aloha men that don’t bitch out

Stop being a green bean faggot

by Savannah Blackwell April 22, 2018