Gravity

That thing that keeps you humble and always down to earth

Gravity is good

by Telshak7648 May 21, 2019

gravity

keeps u on the ground

Riely Moment: Gravity

by mmmmmmmm, chicken! September 5, 2011

gravity

the natural tendency towards a depression

Fat people tend to suffer harder under the effects of gravity than thin people.

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Gravity

1.) Bullshit

2.) A fat person's worst enemy

1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*

2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"

by Jizzy Jan December 26, 2009

Gravity

To Hold it Down. Keep strong.

Phone Conversation: Aight man, good talkin to ya, gravity

by N. Brown May 6, 2005

Gravity

What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.

Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!

by lmfaoemogirl August 3, 2011

gravity

A Bong that floats with you after its usage

yo! yea hold on. I gotta hit the gravity first Dude.

by johnny fed December 2, 2006