Grandparent

A nickname for your sexual partner in sexual age play.

"Oh fuck, break my hip like the dumb grandparent I am son!!!"

by NyQuil_ December 22, 2020

grandoir

Pronunciation: \ˈgran-wȯr\
Definition: An adjective describing something as extremely grandiose or beyond magnificence. Especially in describing music. Whereas the word grandiose can sometimes be deemed negative as in ostentatious or pretentious, the word grandoir is always as a praise or a positive description.

I love this song as it sounds grandoir.

by rmasargo August 12, 2009

Grandwife

Grandwife means that you are your husband’s biological grandmother.

Grandma: I’m a Grandwife.

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

grandparents

A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.

"I cannot come over because my grandparents are over for dinner."

by Disgruntled bitch February 8, 2004

Grandrew

A couple that is meant to bee 🐝 they love each other a lot and try to hide their feelings but can’t. So to all you Giulianas and Andrews confess your feelings for each other! Come on!!! Don’t be shy! 😁

Dave: did you see Giuliana today?
Andrew: yes *blushes*
Dave: Dude your totally into her!
Andrew: bruh no I’m not

Tina: Giuliana did you see Andrew today?!

Giuliana: yes *giggles*
Tina: Girl go get him he’s your man!!!
Giuliana: no!

Later that day...

Giuliana and Andrew run to each other...
Andrew: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE BE MY DATE
Giuliana: I DO TOO!!!!! AND YES FORVER AND ALWAYS!!!!!

Tina: Dave aren’t they adorable together!
Dave: yes dude! Grandrew for Life!

by loveydoveyqueen1 March 2, 2021

Grampire

An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.

Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.

by A Ling January 16, 2010

Grandsire Silsbee

knitting fun; tooting on a banjo; sitting on a rocking chair

an old ninny

by Just a big ol David! March 6, 2003