Graspitude

The feeling of intense gratitude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.

Joe: Hey Elliot, did you see the disgust on Rachel's face when Matty patted her on the ass?

Elliot: That wasn't disgust man, that's graspitude!

by Fuckthewest88 June 10, 2009

Gramptastic

An intense feeling of love for one's grandpa. Most notably shown by Earl Pickles and Nelson Wolfe.

Nelson: Hey grandpa! It's a gramptastic day out there!

Earl: You're right! What's say we hit the rocktrail and look for some rocks.

Nelson: Nothing more gramptastic than that

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 3, 2010

Grampire

A universally known type: A noticeably elderly gay male who frequents gay meeting places. Attracted primarily to other gay men at least thirty to forty years younger than themselves.
Almost universally disliked because of a combination of disagreeable characteristics including pushiness, insults, not taking no for an answer, hovering, groping and disingenuous solicitation.

First coined by security guards at Toronto gay bars (see: Scott Dagostino)

"If that old fellow accuses you of being ageist while not hanging out with people his own age - and worse, trying to feel your crotch - beware, my lad, you are face to face with a Grampire."

by Jay Mitchell June 24, 2020

Gramping

The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.

"You see what that prick Anders posted now?"
"Yeah, I'm already Gramping the motherfucker"

by Gronksucker August 13, 2020

Grompity

Grompity can be used to replace any word in any context.

“Yo man that show was hella grompity!”
“I’m gonna grompity the fuck out of you if you aren’t careful.”
“That class had my grompity levels to the max.”

by King Grompity February 27, 2022

gramlit

showing light on something/ greatly gaslighting

“I gramlit information about the fashion industry yesterday”

“I gramlit Jessica”

by nerdgrr28283 January 20, 2024

Grumpit

The random assortments of food found in a dish, particularly that of a smaller sort.

I'm scooping out all of the grumpits from the salad.

by ladym521 April 26, 2025