Gonirudh

To be wasted beyond belief, to the point where you can chip your tooth in half due to stupidity without even realizing it.

He was so gonirudh last night that he hit himself in the face playing beerpong, dropped his pants, and chipped his tooth in half. He then proceeded to vomit all over his bed and pass out in it.

by Shady123456 January 11, 2010

Goonicorn

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Goonie Movement

A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.

See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck

Girl: Can I be a Goonie or apart of the Goonie Movement?

Goonie Member: No. The thirst is real.

by goon1enation September 25, 2012

goonie

A person whom is likable but also an oddball, outcast, nerd, dork and/or weirdo, who are often are seen in and part of a group of other "Goonies". Likable but can agitate just as easily.

"Frank is so damn weird... well, now that I think about it, he's not THAT bad. He' kinda seems like a goonie to be honest"

by lhbrown1990 November 29, 2016

Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

by A_revolver June 16, 2008

Geronimo Shit

A geronimo shit is a shit taken from a place above the toilet such as the rafters in a cabin. While the poo is in the air the person taking the shit the "crapee" must yell GERONIMO!, hence the name Geronimo Shit

Matt: Hey josh is the outhouse taken?
Josh: Are you serious! Look up someone is taking a Geronimo Shit!

by 612forlife August 20, 2009