government sneeze 

Government screw-up covered up w/ lies.

Dubya made a governemnt sneeze when he went to Iraq.

government sneeze by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

Government Shoes 

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.

Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"

Government Shoes by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017

government sachs

A term that refers to the perpetual lobbying of Goldman Sachs, and the revolving door between Goldman Sachs and the political power they execute over the Worlds most powerful governments, by funding campaigns of key politicians, in order to secure tax breaks, deregulation and loopholes beneficial to their own profits.

A: - Unbelievable how many former top officials from Government Sachs this Trump guy was able to cram into his administration!

B: - No Trump is about to drain the swamp! He is making America great again, working for the forgotten men and women! Look Gary Cohn, former Goldman Sachs CEO was just kicked out because he is a globalist.

A: - Really! Well Gary Cohn just secured trillions of dollars in tax breaks for the richest Americans and multinational corporations. Now he is leaving to make a couple of hundred million dollars for himself, before he will be back, in a future administration, to rig the rules again. That is why you call these guys "Government Sachs".

government sachs by Bombay1 March 9, 2018

government shitdown 

In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.

To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.

government shitdown by NeologianPJG January 20, 2018

Government-Shutdown 

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.

We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.

Government-Shutdown by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Government School

A term for public schools used by right-wing conspiracy nuts who believe (erroneously) that the quality is generally lower than private schools or homeschooling, or that all that happens there is liberal indoctrination. The person using the term almost never has any actual experience with or knowledge about public schools or education in general, and the use of the term is a reliable indicator that the user is a member of the tinfoil hat crowd whose opinion on any subject should be taken with a dump truck full of salt. Sometimes pronounced "guv'mint school."

All they teach you at that there guv'mint school ("Government School") is that the moon landing weren't faked, that global warming hokum, and that there evolooshun. I keep mah kids home and homeschool 'em so they knows that the Earth is on'y 6,000 years old, and Jeebus rode dinosaurs.

Government School by No Tinfoil Hat For Me June 19, 2013

government shutdown

When a bunch of inbred ivy leaguers forget that their job is to run a country and maintain stability and think that anyone actually gives a shit about their infantile sound and fury over budget cuts which will have about as much effect on the national debt as taking a piss in the ocean.

As any four-year-old knows, 99% of national spending goes to the military, social security and other pensions, but we had a government shutdown because the House couldn't come to a compromise about the other 1%.

government shutdown by mps310 April 25, 2011