It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
by sprtagt June 3, 2011

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue
Person 1: " So where you off to?"
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
by glengofor December 27, 2010

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
by rose_strange October 12, 2021

An old Brooklyn term used for telling someone to mind there own business, or telling someone to go fuck themselves without directly saying it.
by South Brooklyn Mexirican July 23, 2018

Girl: Hey, I hate to break it to you, but we’ll have to cancel tomorrow’s plans because my friend asked me if I wanted to stop by the mall with her, and I told her yes because I need new makeup.
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
by Unr3alM3mber April 21, 2025

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022
