e-goraphobia

E-goraphobia (noun): An irrational fear of open or public spaces on the internet. An email-age form of agoraphobia.

I've got so many friend requests, I don't know what to do with them all. I think I've come down with e-goraphobia.

by paddyf September 25, 2009

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

by Sean January 3, 2005

goomphlagers

annoying little tidbits...any miscellaneous cling-on like hairballs, boogers, lint.

My fleece jacket is covered in goomphlagers.

by Doingalittlepaperwork February 1, 2009

Gormp (adj)

1) one that is not normal
2) one that has failed to act in a socially acceptable manner. . .

I spill't red cool-aid on my shirt. . .

"that's gormp"

by fntiger July 15, 2004

gomphrena

the skin between the dick and the asshole.

I wanted to get my guy off, so I had to lick his gomphrena.

by chrEO October 8, 2008

gormpot

Often male with the IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him into difficult and unpleasant scenarios. A gormpot is remarkably absent minded which often ends in hilarious outcomes.

whilst on a cycle the other I witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal

by Slimy iwan5 June 12, 2020

gormpot

Often male with an IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him to difficult and often unpleasant situations. A gormpot is a very absent minded individual.

I just witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal

by Slimy iwan5 June 13, 2020