slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

Grand fanyon

A dramatic emphasis on the gap between the top of a females legs when they are extremely skinny.

Wow she has very skinny legs, look at that grand fanyon dude!

by Smizzlemimps March 13, 2011

Grand Ho

A male or female who has slept with at least a thousand people.

She is a Grand Ho. She has been on these streets for years getting all the dick in the world.

by lalaloveless June 28, 2016

Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.

We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.

by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019

Grand Master Supreme Yeeter

The largest title a Yeeter can aquire. Only Veteran Yeeters who live by the Yeet code have a chance of being selected for this poition.

Oh Did you hear about Flamezy? He became Grand Master Supreme Yeeter yesterday, we must yeet him something.

by Hast__e June 6, 2018

Grand Dragon

A large dragon who is the purveyor of all that is honorable and powerful. He rewards those who follow his will with Honor Dollars and punishes those that anger him by removing their penis (very kindly). He stands in opposition to Joe and his dishonorable ways of mediocrity. To please him is to commit acts that involve the Triangle Of Honor: Face, Grace and Discipline. He is all powerful and all are nothing compared to him.

Uh, I went to Arright Parking and The Grand Dragon come to me, he say to steal their Warste Barsket!

by Mr. Honor February 9, 2009

Garandgasm

A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.

Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)

by Casual_T May 4, 2009