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Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass
Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.
by Ivaclit11 August 19, 2019
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goosenecking

when you are half asleep and you begin to nod off, your neck attempts to hold your head up but your head just flops around.
Look at Jon hes goosenecking it again!
by jojo on the go go July 29, 2012
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Gooseneck

When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.
I was so drunk last night, when I woke up this morning I was still goosenecking myself.
by SodomyJones May 5, 2010
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gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.
I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.
by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006
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gooseneck

A penis that is crooked somewhere in the middle. Not naturally curved, but a definite snap.
God, that penis is a gooseneck!
Look at that guy's gooseneck!
by Will Zimerman June 9, 2004
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gooseneck

1. to extend the neck in a quick vertical and horizontal motion in pursuit of getting a better visual perspective of a situation/object in question
2. a voyeuristic action
1. Why was the RA even goosenecking into my room? / The traffic was backed up because everyone was goosenecking at the accident.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.
by Gretchen Muller November 9, 2006
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gooseneck

The act of taking a hand while sitting behind a girl and slipping it under her butt and curling it up to achieve a pleasureful sensation to a woman.
"Mmmm...Sam Tucker I love the way you gooseneck me." - hot girl
by Cameron Gena March 12, 2011
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