A Mexican who plays football. A sexy motherfucker who gets all the girls. An Adrian can be your friend. A kind motherfucker with a bigass cock. An Adrian can take a punch to the liver. He usually likes black/mexican/Asian girls. He will rock you're world. Goes to the gym every day to impress the girls. Cares about his family most. His big cock can leave a girl full of cum. Don't mess with an Adrian when he's angry you don't like it when he's angry. An Adrian is a smartass who gets A and B on his report card. Gets dms from girls mostly evergday. Has a big pair of hairy ballsacks. Pretty tall. Shy in school. Takes shits in his house everyday. A big ass Mexican you don't wanna mess with. Farts in his room but not around the girls. Adrian is a fucking Mexican football player who has a big pair of ballsacks and gets the girls.
Girl 1: Have you seen that Mexican football player?
Girl 2: Yea Adrian Gonzalez with that big dick that fucked me.
Girl 3: Yea Adrian Gonzalez is my friend.
Girl 2: Yea Adrian Gonzalez with that big dick that fucked me.
Girl 3: Yea Adrian Gonzalez is my friend.
by marcusbitch June 03, 2019
A girl who can be a little shy sometimes, needs a little help getting out of her skin. She does have a ROCKN' bod, though. She needs friends and most likely has depression, but you need to help her get out of it! Angelina Gonzalez's don't come around that much, so cherish the time you have with her. They will be your best friend.
by Fab_Women000001 October 27, 2016
This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.
When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!
damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009
a beautiful girl that loves the beach, has a cute ass daughter named Lavender and she is dating jack avery. she is also so sweet and kind
person: yo who is that? she looks too young to have a kid
Me: dude that’s Gabbie Gonzalez? have u ever heard of teen pregnancy? she rocks it
Me: dude that’s Gabbie Gonzalez? have u ever heard of teen pregnancy? she rocks it
by allmyloveforzachherron September 08, 2019
by Mafia Game December 19, 2010
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
super amazing guy. he's sweet, funny, caring, cute/hot, lovable, playful, and a bit of a trouble-maker. he has pretty eyes, and he says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. alot of girls like him, but he's not the type of guy that goes and dates every girl he can get. you should feel special if you get close to him, because he doesn't let many people get that close to him. jesse is just awesome. <3
jesse gonzalez is a bad ass
by yup you already now November 15, 2017