Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)
How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
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How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.
Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)
by ravenblack1973 June 20, 2008
Get the Goating mug.The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.
"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"
"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"
"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"
by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005
Get the Goating mug.We kept gonning Red, but she never caught on, even though she spent the night looking through the dictionary.
by j0ram March 31, 2004
Get the gonning mug.In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. The group will then drop trousers and pants and chase each other round the room, trying to stick their fingers up each others bottoms. It is recommended that particular attention to cleanliness is observed whilst making one's toilette.
by Will Bowen May 7, 2004
Get the goating mug.A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.
by Milo,Kez&Peach March 19, 2009
Get the Goating mug.Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Nothin
Person 1: Oh thats cool, big day tomorrow?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: What do you have to do?
Person 2: Nothin
Person 1: You are really "Ganting" me right now.
Person 2: OK
Person 2: Nothin
Person 1: Oh thats cool, big day tomorrow?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: What do you have to do?
Person 2: Nothin
Person 1: You are really "Ganting" me right now.
Person 2: OK
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