Gobbler

Seasonal sandwich from Wawa (South New Jersey store equivalent to a 7-11) offered from about early November to Thanksgiving. It has turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a roll. It is like a whole Thanksgiving dinner you can eat on a roll.

Oh Snap! Wawa has their delicious Gobbler sandwich back!

by ohsnapitsjess November 1, 2009

The Gobbler

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!

Sincerely,
The Gobbler

by mrvao March 10, 2008

Gobbler

There are many definitions of gobbler, but the best one is:

The act of sneaking up on a guy and tickling the bottom of his scrotum(nut-sack) from behind. If done right, the guy getting the gobbler should giggle because it tickles really bad.

Hey Shawn, can distract Ben so i can give him a really bad gobbler?

by Tyler-GREENMAN October 1, 2010

Gobbler

(Gobbla') when your balls hang out of the hole in your boxers.
this is extremely rare and should be celebrated with song and dance. do not fix. let it attend to its natural course. diction by powers. refer to melvin.

damnit i got a gobbler. i need to fix that shit.

by behrend October 23, 2007

gobbler

Someone who sucks more than most other people. A person that does in fact suck the cock or acts like one who sucks the cock.

Look at that gobbler in the pink polo with the popped collar.

by ogie_ogelthorp September 20, 2005

Gobbler

While having sex with a girl doggie style, upon insertion of penis into the vaginal canal insert thumb into anus with fingers pointed up, thus resembling a turkey for thanksgiving.

Jane seemed pleasantly surprised when I gave her a gobbler last night.

by Mustang Mike November 23, 2009

Gobbler

Someone who goes to every meeting and thinks he's God

This lowlife has attended 6 meetings this week. What a gobbler

by Gobblerz October 3, 2018