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Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*
"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019
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bureaucratic gobbledygook

It's a form of doublespeak. Simply put it's a method to overwhelm an audience with technical and "jargonese" words.
The lengthy case hearing was filled with so much bureaucratic gobbledygook that it was challenging to distinguish the actual meaning behind the testimony and legal arguments.

Example of the use of bureaucratic gobbledygook in a sentence: "Please be advised that a comprehensive review of the organizational structure is currently underway to enhance synergy and promote a culture of continuous improvement."
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gobbledygeek

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012
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Gobbledy-Gook

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.
by Koelli July 4, 2010
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gobbledeegook

Something that makes no sense, completely nonsensical
"The teacher was talking about the applications of the CAST method in trig functions, but all I heard was gobbledeegook"
by yo_mama November 22, 2005
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gobbledegook

Babbling incoherently, making no sense, Being completely random

The act of making up words.
1:Pie 1: Gooble-goo, Looby-loo, Nunga-runga-lunga-shooby
shoooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pie 2: dude, you are talking complete gobbledegook!
Pie 1: laa-puroke-la-rainybowwww...
2:Pie 1: SCHIZENHAUMER. Doggle Juate mie.*
Pie 2: Huh? oh, I see. Gobbledegook.
*Oh no! My dog just ate my pie.
by Daniffer October 24, 2005
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gobbledygooch

The performing of fellatio whilst stroking the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Believed to be derived from the term Gobble: perform fellatio and Gooch.
Not to be confused with the term Gobbledygook
I asked her for a Gobbledygooch.
She gave me a good Gobbledygooching.
That's about as slick as a gobbledygooch. (to indicate something is particularly pleasing).
by Huey Lionsheart October 5, 2017
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