goatfuck 

The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.

Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.

goatfuck by Saint Jimmy April 14, 2005

goatfuck 

Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.

Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!

I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.

goatfuck by anjali666 January 26, 2008

Goatfucking

When a performer tries to get a laugh from the audience by resorting to frivolous and tasteless blue humor antics as a crutch.

"Everybody is watching you but nobody is laughing. Try a little goatfucking"

-Rudy's conscience

"I did not enjoy watching that improvisor goatfucking after he couldn't think of how to expand the scene's plot."

-Jenny Seo

Goatfucking by A. Rudy May 4, 2011

Goatfucker

Someone who fucks with you so they also probably fuck goat.

Dude 1. Man your hear about Dylan? He got cheated on by his girl.
Dude 2. That Goatfucker!

Goatfucker by Swassmass October 9, 2016

Goatfuckistan 

A term used by some U.S. Service Members that served during The Global War on Terror (GWOT) to describe the country their deployment(s) took place. The term is based on evidence by eyewitness account of U.S. Soldiers on the ground entering an area or structure while the act of bestiality with goats was occurring. Numerous videos on LiveLeak taken by MQ-1 Predator, MQ-9 Reaper and AH-64D Apache helicopters of locals having sexual intercourse with goats on rooftops can still be found on the internet.

The term also can be a derogatory statement of any country from Northern Africa to South Asia where the dominant religious groups can be of Muslim Faith.

Soldier 1: goddamn bro i can't wait to get the fuck out of goatfuckistan.
Soldier 2: same bro, same.

Goatfuckistan by DemocracySix April 15, 2024

GiantFuckingBitchofanAsshole 

Edgy guy called Ribbley.

"GiantFuckingBitchofanAsshole" - Ribbley
"Ribbley!" - Everyone

GiantFuckingBitchofanAsshole by Asshole-chan June 13, 2018

goatfucker

one who is profound in the ancient art of fucking medium sized mammals, mainly goats. To practice this respected artform, simply insert yo pp into the goats dummy thicc ars.

"hey bro, did you hear Keith is a 'goatfucker'?"

goatfucker by ultra-size pp extender June 14, 2020