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Aunt Mary's Goat

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a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010
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hogan's goat

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In 1855 a European goat farmer by the name of Hoek Hogan raised a particularly disgusting goat. This goat quickly became famous for being the most horrific smelling and ugly creature to wander the fields. It is legend that his scent could be detected from over a kilometer away (.6217 miles).

To compare something to hogan's goat is considered a great insult.
"Timmy hasn't bathed in a week. He smells like Hogan's goat"

"She wanted me to eat her pussy, but it looked like Hogan's goat. So I ate out her butt instead"
by Ollywood Hoek Hogan November 22, 2009
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Let's goat

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When you have to go, like goats do sometimes.
Everybody's ready ? So let's goat !
by Gustarve February 12, 2015
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hacker's goat

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When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.
Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.
by Space_ December 24, 2018
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goat-entine's day

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a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.
We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.
by millerthyme February 14, 2015
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"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."
by DragunBruk December 7, 2013
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hacker's goat

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A cheater in a video game using wall hacks or map hacks to see where enemies are and does poorly on purpose to convince the other team that they aren't cheating to avoid being reported.
Player 1: They stacked B? How did they know we were going there.
Player 2: They have a hacker's goat. They are doing bad on purpose to hide that they are cheating.
by zachiswak December 26, 2018
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