Fun Goalie

A wife or girlfriend that stops a man from participating in enjoyable activities.

A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie

by jackmehofff March 17, 2009

Darts Goalie

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

Goalie

The guy in your office that can't score and makes damn sure you dont either.

Spence is a goalie everytime we go out.

by Dani Tristan September 19, 2005

Goggie

another use for dog. or doggie

what you been up to goggie

by andrea21544 August 17, 2007

goaties

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006

pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006