glazing the donut

The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.

"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

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Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.

Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop

by Porkchop42069 January 13, 2018

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ass glueing

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together

Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome

by kingboy3 February 28, 2015

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Wyoming double glazing

Sexual act of 2 men cumming on on a girl's face at the same time.

Her face was covered in cum after the twins surprised her with Wyoming double glazing.

by FastorPrank July 27, 2016

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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.

At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.

by Urban douche November 30, 2010

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