Niko's Gloves

the only thing people care about now in Gta IV, Rumored to have been taken out of the game at the last second...god damn you rockstar..

Niko's gloves are harder to find than Bigfoot...because they dont exist

by WWiDJesus May 8, 2008

Gloversville

A city in upstate New York, home to some of the most disgusting people on the planet. In Gloversville, it is the norm to lose your virginity at age twelve and smoke pot and get drunk by the age of thirteen. By fifteen, most girls have had at least five sexual partners. A pregnant teen is nothing unusual, and is usually thought of as a joke by young pregnant teenagers. The goal of most teenagers and adults is to live on welfare for the rest of their natural lives and have child after child so as to gain more money. Only occasionally do you see a teenager that wants to make something of themselves. If you were raised correctly and aren't a slut/druggie/alcoholic in high school, you are usually considered a loser.

Seriously, don't come to Gloversville unless you absolutely have to. I'm not even fucking kidding.

by can't wait to get out of here March 7, 2011

gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤

by $lapaho February 7, 2021

joe gloves

a rugged, old looking pair of fingerless gloves. preferably green or brown. also known as hobo gloves. must have at least two tears or rips. very attractive when following the style of clothing that is grunge.

" i just bought a new pair of joe gloves! although my fingertips are cold , im happy to look so homeless and beautiful."

by gio.cobain February 1, 2010

Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

Lady Gloves

When a man or woman places each of his/her fists inside of two separate women's vaginas at the same time, similar to putting on a pair of gloves.

Ashley and Sabrina are coming over tonight, so I hope to lube up my arms and put on the ol' lady gloves!

by Guy McNasty January 26, 2009