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Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'
You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!
glock by Jack May 30, 2004
short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.
glock by Scot December 10, 2004
Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.
If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards
glock by Kelly January 3, 2004
Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.
I'm riding on my glock tonight.

Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.

My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.
Glock by MacNastyBurger February 24, 2011
Verb. To explode, grenade or otherwise violently disassemble . Based on the Glock semi-automatic pistol's tendency to explode (or Kaboom) when using certain types of ammunition (mainly reloaded or remanufactured).
I don't think my rifle will Glock on me unless I plug the barrel first.

That propane tank will Glock if you throw it in the fire.
glock by limaxray January 5, 2009
Monica is floatin'her glock on my face
glock by d_gangstaa August 7, 2007