anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

Physical Glaucoma

When you poke someone in the eyes

Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma

by Bradenplier August 23, 2018

Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Candigrl May 30, 2008

Anal Glaucoma

When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.

A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.

by Penelope Pimp June 25, 2010

Anal glaucoma

When you just can't see your ass doing something.

"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"

by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009

congenital glaucoma

What happened to fetty waps left eye

Fetty wap:"when I was little I had gotten into a little accident and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes. The doctor saved one, I was blessed to still have my vision. That's it. That's the story."

by Swagurt0000 November 1, 2015

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022