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when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
glasses by Krkič May 3, 2019
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glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.
steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok
glasses by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019
Its just like a graphic card but for your head.
Rdm dude: Damn nice glasses, what are they called ?

hella rdm dude: This is a gtx 1060, but for my head.
glasses by xX_Pu$$y_$L4y3r_Xx June 17, 2020
for absolute nerds that can't see right
"dude are you seriously using glasses, bro those are for nerds
glasses by 000101111001 March 27, 2021
it's another word for child abuse and was used as a midevil torture device.
Oh how annoying and abusing these glasses are!
Glasses by naaah fam May 30, 2021
your vision is blurry
people who wear glasses can't see well lol
glasses by Ohbo July 31, 2021
Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".
OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!

Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh