The Glesga Kiss.
I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.
There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.
I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.
I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.
There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.
I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.
I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
by joseph sharp January 11, 2004
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by David McQuillan March 28, 2003
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Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.
Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.
Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.
Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.
Lets go hang out under the clock at Glasgow Central Station cause its totally the coolest place to be.
by The man next door. June 30, 2009
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Glasgow should be the capital of Scotland. Unfortunately Edinburgh has that covered, despite the fact that they're all fur coat and no knickers
by Tartanlawyer September 10, 2015
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Scotlands very own Metropolis with the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!
Scotlands very own Metropolis with the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!
Glasgow has something for everyone!
by Sir Sean Canary June 18, 2006
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Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.
Very clever.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.
Very clever.
by The man next door. July 1, 2009
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