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Hand-To-Gland Combat

by Karlito April 20, 2003
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gland

A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.
"Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland".

"His gland is more impressive than mine".
by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006
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Glandy Feves

He pulled too many birds he got glandy feves
by glandyboi January 17, 2021
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garnagash

When your friend can’t understand an Indian accent on “card or cash”, and therefore resorts to this word in distress
Cashier: “Would you like card or cash” (Indian accent)

Friend: “NO GARNAGASH!” (Said loud and slow)
by QueefLord123 August 3, 2021
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Kotso Glandi

Kotso Glandi is the first black president of the Teilhaultschule II. He is also the king of Africa. The people in his land call him Captain Africa. Some of you may know Captain America and his shield. Kotso Glandi or Captain Africa has a blue stick. He uses it to fight against white people or train lions. He also hasnt drunk any water for about 15 years.
Omg, Kotso Glandi is mauros
by Teilhauptschule boss May 31, 2020
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prostate gland

The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.

Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.

The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.

If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.

Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."

"So is masturbation. Get busy."
by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017
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