Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.

I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.

by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022

Glacial

Ejaculating on one's face, outside, whilst temperatures are below the freezing mark.

Dude we just banged in the snow and it ended with a sick glacial.

by Peterbilt_ July 2, 2016

Glacade

an epic ditch or hole, similar to a crevasse

pronounced like "facade"

Dude watch out for that glacade! it'll eat you up!

by DertyBear March 6, 2010

glacial jizz

For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.

"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."

by Squitzie face December 30, 2007

glacial

Increbibly dim-witted, slow to an extreme. The light is on, but no one's home.

She watched the band with a glacial stare.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Glacial Facial

The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.

"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"

"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."

"Indeed."

by BuddyBoy1 July 18, 2009

Glacial

An absolute love for ice or a form of frost. Essentially the polar opposite of a Pyro (a real pyro, not the stupid idiots who claim to be because they like to light the campfire and make a big deal about it). It is an obsession and sometimes even a mental disease. Extreme actions are taken in order to acquire some form of chilling effect, and sometimes its even sexual or has a more pleasing feeling. Glacials often will intentionally try to get themselves as cold as possible just for the pure enjoyment of the chill that runs down their body. The feeling of touching ice or frost is an irresistible sensation. Any form of heat is practically torture to one and is avoided at just about any cost.

Boy 1: "what is that kid doing sitting in the snow with just a tee shirt? his house is like 2 blocks away"

Boy 2: "Maybe he's a glacial, he's burying his bare arms in the snow and looks like he's enjoying it"

by Splicel December 1, 2009