Gladwyne: THE nicest place to live on the main line.
So nice, in fact, many people in neighboring Bryn Mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. Fakers. You're not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
People who live in Gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
Educated? Yes. Spoiled? No. Privileged? Yes. Clueless? No. Classy? Yes.
We do shop in the main line - but don't insult us with American Eagle, Hollister and Abercrombie. We'd only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
We don't think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. Anyone with a problem, you're warned.. I have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.
Don't be jealous.
So nice, in fact, many people in neighboring Bryn Mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. Fakers. You're not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
People who live in Gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
Educated? Yes. Spoiled? No. Privileged? Yes. Clueless? No. Classy? Yes.
We do shop in the main line - but don't insult us with American Eagle, Hollister and Abercrombie. We'd only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
We don't think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. Anyone with a problem, you're warned.. I have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.
Don't be jealous.
"I live in Gladwyne, and it's perfect in every way"
"YOU ARE NOT IN THE 19035, SO YOU AREN'T GLADWYNE. SUCK IT UP."
"YOU ARE NOT IN THE 19035, SO YOU AREN'T GLADWYNE. SUCK IT UP."
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They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."
If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").
They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."
If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").
They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
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Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
We told him to get a proper mechanic instead of doing a DIY job, but he insisted on doing a Gladys and now the dipstick needs to buy a whole new engine.
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