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Genital Warfare 

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.
1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.
Genital Warfare by sanyamamike January 9, 2011
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genital smashing 

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals
"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of

Genital Istitudes 

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

genital hospital 

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."
genital hospital by alexw January 18, 2008

genitals 

my genitals swing freely
genitals by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003