Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

gertrude lollipop

When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.

Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!

by justin shitburg July 4, 2008

Gertrude Splash

During a blumpkin in an outhouse, the Receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the Giver in the face.

I got the sweetest Gertrude Splash at the carnival the other night.

by TheEmpress August 11, 2012

St. Gertrude's

The hottest girls in plaid skirts and white blouses in all of Virginia.They have good "values" and know exactly how to have fun. They throw the best parties and always get the guys that St. Catherine's girls wish they had. Guys from BHS, St Chris, Colleigate, Woodberry, and Trinity all love gerties and know that they are the coolest girls in VA.

Gerties have those cute little plaid skirts!

They know how to control themselves, unlike other girls in Richmond

by Gertiiie January 24, 2005

St. Gertrude's

I'm sorry, but do yall really care that much about attacking other schools. Not to be hypocritical, but everyone on this site needs to get a life. I'm sick of people writing mean stuff about each others school when they dont even know what they are talking ab.

Hi i go to (Blank) and i have no life because i sit on urban dictionary and make up mean defintions about rival schools.
It's only highschool... please grow up!

by Sick of this at St. Cat's February 3, 2005

Gertrude

A women who there at the beginning of time.

Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?

by fill piller April 16, 2020

St. Gertrude's

You are all idiots. Saint Gertrude's are rich girls. St. Catherine's are richer girls. There's a select few from each that aren't fad following, plastic carrying, Lexus driving, pompous, drunk sluts. But, all of them are bitches, including me. It's called being female.
So St. Cat's girls have a few more credit cards than Gerties and a few look a little emaciated, get over it.
If any one sucks it's the look-a-like St. Chris boys with flipped collar polo shirts and wings and the sports addicted idiots that go to Benedictine.
And everyone at Collegiate is so full of money they're vomiting up 100 dollar bills. It happens.

So cheers to this elite group of Richmond private schools that the middle class public school kids want to kick the crap out of.

Can't we all just get the hell over it?

by Anonymously pissed off February 3, 2005