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not in a good state, mostly obsessed with skibidi toilet ohio or fanum tax
ohio sigma fanum tax-

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Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.
Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
by timebombing January 11, 2024
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The worst generation to ever fucking exist. There is absolutely NOTHING good about this generation, not their humor, not their behavior, nothing! They have no respect for literally anyone. I know I sound like a boomer but I am speaking from experience. From the moment they come out of their mama's womb, they are given an ipad with youtube shorts, skibidi, among us, all that Gen Alpha shit. Gen Z was just the prototype but Gen Alpha is on a whole other level.
"My 4 year old cousin is part of Gen Alpha."
by Gloo-Gloo March 5, 2024
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The new generation of young audiences, usually known to use informal language and abbreviations, such as: "LOL", "BTW", and "OMG", they are also known to use words that are considered to be inappropriate.
Gen Alpha is sus, like fr dude, they be using informal language more than this lighter can burn this fore-
by Gammer19H125 March 29, 2024
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idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.
gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?
by roikau July 7, 2024
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The death of us all
Person 1: Chat I'm such a sigma chad w rizz skibidi person 💯
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you
by 1MC00L3RTH4NY0U April 28, 2024
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Gen Alpha

The generation of people born between the years 2010 and 2024. Successive to Gen Z, which ends in 2009, and preceding Gen Beta, which starts in 2025. Gen Alpha is currently divided into these cohorts:

Zalphas - 2010-2012: It is a misconception that this group is part of Gen Z; they are, in fact, the earliest cohort of Gen Alpha. Called Zalphas as they blur the line between Gen Z and Gen Alpha, possessing traits and cultural elements from both Gen Z and Gen Alpha. They are outliers who don't truly belong in either generation, much like the Zilennials (1997-1999) before them. Most Zalphas currently insist that they are "Gen Z" due to the popularization of 2012 as the end year of Gen Z. Zalphas can claim to be 2010s kids.

Early Gen Alpha - 2013-2015: The early cohort of the Gen Alpha years. Last ones born to experience COVID in school, and last ones to possess memories before the pandemic. These are the last "2010s kids".

Middle/Core Gen Alpha - 2016-2019: The center of Gen Alpha, considered most representative of the generation as a whole. Childhood dominated by TikTok brainrot, don't know any life before the pandemic, etc.

Late Gen Alpha - 2020-2023: Approaching the end of Gen Alpha. Cultural moments are undefined for them. The end year for Late Gen Alpha may end up anywhere from 2022-2025.

Alphetas? - 2023-2025?: It is still unknown if an outlier cohort between Gen Alpha and Gen Beta will end up existing, and where their years may fall.
Generation Alpha, or Gen Alpha, consists of people born between 2010 and 2024. I wonder how they will define themselves...
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