gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Gen Alpha

The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.

Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child

(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).

by st4rz_ December 15, 2023

Gen Alpha

Basically a trying too hard nü-boomer who is so out of it that it's painful.

John's mom is basically a boomer and so out of it that it's painfully embarrassing. Total Gen Alpha.

by emcinto0 September 28, 2024

Gen Alpha Slang

When you're so fucking stupid that you say things like: "skibidi", "rizzler", or "sigma" because you are too concerned with being cool that you make yourself look like a fucking dipshit infront of everyone over the age of 17. Seriously, grow the fuck up and talk like a normal person, or shut the fuck up until you do.

My youngest brother uses Gen Alpha Slang so much that I just want to fucking slap him into oblivion. Fuck my life.

by Fuck Fauci October 18, 2024

Gen Alpha

Generation Alpha is the demographic cohort succeeding Generation Z. Generation Beta is the proposed name of the following generation. While researchers and popular media generally identify the early 2010s as the starting birth years and the mid-2020s as the ending birth years, these ranges are not precisely defined and may vary depending on the source. Named after alpha, the first letter of the Greek alphabet, Generation Alpha is the first to be born entirely in the 21st century and the third millennium. The majority of Generation Alpha are the children of Millennials. Generation Alpha has been born at a time of falling fertility rates across much of the world, and experienced the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic as young children. For those with access, children's entertainment has been increasingly dominated by electronic technology, social networks, and streaming services, with interest in traditional television concurrently falling.

Those kids are born in gen alpha.

by makethissiteawikiagain June 30, 2025

gen Alpha

Once temporarily called "Post Gen-Z", this generation consists of children born after 2013 and their childhood has been changed forever due to the "epidemic" of YouTube addiction caused by COVID-19

With all the screen time and YouTube binges, it's no wonder the kids born from gen Alpha are more tech-savvy than any generation before them.

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Gen alpha

Gen alpha are not frickin imbeciles all the older generations just hate on the younger using stereotypes

Person 1: See the disgusting Skibidi Toilet Brainrot Gen Alpha over there?
Person 2: sybau, he is studying calculus and he can’t control his age

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025