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grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"
Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.
by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010
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gemes

An Indonesian (and probably Malay, too) word. This describes the behavior of women when they see a cute baby. It also describes the baby itself. Translated into English, it means roughly:

"The state of going out of one's mind in adoration of something that is extremely likeable or cute."

A woman under the influence of Gemes will hug and fondle the baby for very long periods of time, oblivious to all other disractions. (Including but not limited to: a boyfriend's inquiries, the train leaving the station, or the arrival of winter.)

Oftentimes, the bout of Gemes can be so severe that the baby will start crying, which only serves to intensify the attention paid to it in a vicious cycle of female hormonal reactions.
A group of Indonesian women: Aw! Look at the baby! GEMES!

A group of Indonesian boyfriends: WTF.

Used as an adjective: The baby was very gemes.

Used as a verb: The baby was gemesed.

Used as a verb: The women became gemesed over a single baby, who was itself gemes.
by HMB August 13, 2004
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genesee creamah

A woman with excessive vaginal fluids during sex. originates from Genesee Cream Ale, cheap cream ale beer indigenous to NY. Often pronounced with a French accent.
guy 1:I found out that Tanya was a total genesee creamah last night!
guy 2: niiiiiiiiice bro
by werdtown January 21, 2010
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Geneseo Snow Plow

A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."

Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
by AndarTheTron May 27, 2010
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feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.
I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007
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Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.
Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.
by Dode April 4, 2009
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Valor Genesect

The creator of the song "Shanghaivania" and the guy who thinks K-Pop stans are a tad annoying.

Valor Genesect: "Bruh. Toes. (proceeds to run to find the Sans toes meme gif in photo gallery.)
"Wow. Such Valor Genesect. Very Shanghaiv-"
by Valor Genesect October 3, 2021
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