Goink

A name used to discribe a small, cute thing, animal, child, etc.

After looking at the striped tiger kitten, the girl exclaimed, "What a cute, little goink!"

by It is me April 17, 2003

goink

a sound a nut makes *you know what i mean*when it hits the floor or ground

hey penis man just went goink

by goinkers July 16, 2007

Goink

Everyone else's definition of Goink is either racist or just total total garbage. Goink is the sound you make when you walk up and take something from someone in a fun and or jovial way. Example. Someone is eating their happy meal, you walk up behind them, reach for a fry and as you take said fry you say "Goink". Past tense = Gank.

I walked up to Lisa slowly, and then Goink, I stole her pen and ran off.

by RulerOfNoOne January 10, 2019

Goink

In reference to the girth of a space vessel.

"Wow, that Carrack got some goink to it."

by Jeedlebuice February 10, 2024

Gadoink

To quickly change a smoke detector.

Don't worry, this service call is just a gadoink and we'll be on our way

by fs1356 July 22, 2024

Gatling Groink

A small, bipedal creature that looks similar to a goldfish. Although at first glance they appear harmless, they possess the ability to launch explosive rounds from a hidden compartment on their front. They are a pikmin fan's worst nightmare.

I was guiding my Pikmin to the Cavern of Chaos when a Gatling Groink killed them all.

by Nihilego98 January 10, 2025

Gloink

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025