gaelya

sexy prostitute working at bars for her 18 children who smell like oatmeal and fuck guinea pigs for a living. She takes cat hair and sews it into toe warmers as a hobby. She is single and ready to mingle, she has many children who will hump and or rape your leg, but are not potty trained and will dump a shit on your carpet.

Gaelya: Hognarog get ur ass over here and shave the fucking cat!

Hognarog: I dont wana shave no pussy. i dont like no pussy!

Gaelya: Ermagerd! HergNereg!

by Hognerog January 14, 2013

Gacelynn

An awesome, and amazing girl who everyone needs in their life

“Hey look that’s gacelynn”-Guy one
“She’s amazing, I love her”-Guy two

by Coltae January 18, 2018

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

douglas gately

A cool Science Teacher

Woah, hes a real 'Douglas Gately.

by JAmes MIugle-leigeh February 28, 2018

retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

gazelle

A fine ass bitch that you want to hunt down like a lion.

Phil- "lets go tackle some gazelles"

Drew- "yeah boi"

by Kang P May 27, 2006