Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

garrencism

excessive interest in or admiration of garren lake

Ash: Oh my God, I love Garren Lake! Where do I sign to give him my heart after I die? He is so baby, I love him!
Person: Shut up Ash! I hate you and your garrencism.

by juuliasucks March 15, 2019

garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.

“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019

plants vs zombies garden warfare

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8

Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.

by I AM M8 August 30, 2015

Garden Tools

A dirty uneducated hoe

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.

by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

Gaytender

A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.

Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'

by MeggieCee August 25, 2011

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017