a fat short stubby judist who enjoys munging cleavland steamers and big black long dicks in and around his mouth
by jpruss September 2, 2009
Get the chan gartmug. by cwip98726 July 2, 2021
Get the chu go gartmug. When gays pass wind; often done as a primal form of intimacy similar to the orangutan 🦧’fleeney’
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.
Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals
by Badger girl 317 March 2, 2025
Get the GARTS 💨mug. A feminine frontward rolling fart that works its way forward and slowly eeks out of a bubble of gas trapped between the inner and outer labia.
Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.
Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.
More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.
Or “thicc”.
Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.
Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.
More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.
Or “thicc”.
“Oh my gosh! Did Becky with an I just queaf??!!?”
“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”
“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”
“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
by Cawldtell May 18, 2021
Get the Gartmug. 
