The Parking Garage Story 

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

The Parking Garage Story by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

garage sale 

In canoeing, a difficult stretch where the inexperienced frequently capsize.

This term makes more sense applied to canoing where there are boatloads of gear than in skiing where the gear strewn is limited to skiis, poles, and maybe a hat.

We should be at the garage sale rapids before noon.

garage sale by mandingoe May 24, 2004

garage sale 

The act of a skiier wiping out big time. Usually classified by the uncontrolled flailing and loss of poles and skis.

The skiier who thought he was hot shit garage saled big time in the middle of the trail.

garage sale by AcR August 29, 2003

garage sailing 

The process of driving from garage sale to garage sale (or yard sale, etc) in suburban areas without any real specific goal in mind, or maybe some rough goal, such as "getting a bookshelf." It usually involves intensive haggling over prices.

We woke up early saturday morning to go garage sailing.

garage sailing by nuage August 26, 2003

garage sale 

Sociological term: A method by which people of the 20th and 21st century transferred unwanted items around from one house to the next.

She bought a pogo stick at a garage sale last Spring and sold it at her own garage sale the next Spring.

garage sale by annieannieannie October 28, 2003

garage sailing 

The act of "hopping" from one garage sail to another, often with the assistance of a newspaper listing.

Dave and Theresa got up brigh and early every saturday and went garage sailing.

garage sailing by arcan August 25, 2003

garage shop 

To find the cheapest way to do something. Ignoring quality at all cost. Trying to make something from scrap either in your own pile or anywhere you can find it just as long as it didn't cost anything or basically as little as possible. Someone much more concerned about cost rather than quality, especially at work when it isn't even his money. When a person makes something cheap and then brags like it's the same quality as something made with all the best. Absolutely under no circumstances ever make something the best even if it's half the normal cost it's still too expensive.

Hey man do you like this fence I made? I got all of the wood in the scrap pile behind Home Depot so I just paid for the nails. Buddy says yeah man it's totally garage shop.

Hey T can you design a tool to help remove these from the machine so the operator won't get hurt? Yeah sure boss you want that garage shop? Boss: Yeah I don't want it to cost too much.

garage shop by todalmighty August 27, 2018