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so not Gandalf

with the high appreciation for something being described as "pretty wizard" an apparent lack of negative expression for it is taken to a large extent

with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of
"she left him at the alter for the best man who was his brother" "Dude, that is so not Gandalf.."
by Sidl3y August 20, 2011
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Gandalf Grey Balls

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass
Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
by Chicoguy December 5, 2012
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Stoner 1 - Wow, how is Kyle able to smoke such unnatural amount's of weed. I'm already so far gone bro.

Stoner 2 - He's a ganjalf , dude. A weed wizard.

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