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Gandalf

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.
I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.
by pasdaddy May 7, 2009
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Gandolfining

Getting too drunk/high as to where you pass out in an odd position, which makes it look like you are dead.
"We came home last night and he was gandolfining against the wall, next to the front door."

"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"

"I got fini'd last night"
by grandmastergig July 7, 2013
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so not Gandalf

with the high appreciation for something being described as "pretty wizard" an apparent lack of negative expression for it is taken to a large extent

with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of
"she left him at the alter for the best man who was his brother" "Dude, that is so not Gandalf.."
by Sidl3y August 20, 2011
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Gandalf Grey Balls

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass
Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
by Chicoguy December 5, 2012
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Gandalfgasm

The end result of blissful LOTR overload.
I had a gandalfgasm after watching all 3 extended LOTR movies. You know - at the point where he sails off in those boats...
by square wheel June 28, 2007
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Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler
Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler
by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009
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Gandalfing

Sitting and staring while smoking weed, in order to solve a problem or remember something.
When I cant figure out how to fix something, Im know for Gandalfing out on the problem.
by Prince Randorson January 4, 2016
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