Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.

"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."

by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005

galloping asshole

A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.

Didja hear? Jack blew up his car. Yeah he lit a match to see how much gas was in the tank. He's a real galloping asshole.

by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006

Galling

(adj.)
1. Annoying, chafing, or humiliating to the point of disgust
2. Of or pertaining to a fetus
(v.) -out
1. chilling or broing out while ignoring extraneous "obligations" (e.g. relationships, academics, etc.)

1.
"Yo, is our br'er gonna make it to dinner tonight?"
"Nah, he's ditching us for his girlfriend. Galling!"
"That galling fetus..."
2. "Yo what are you up to tonight?"
"Man, I'm supposed to meet up with some people but I've got a paper to write... f*** it, I'm just gonna gall out in the dungeon"

1.
"Yo, is our br'er gonna make it to dinner tonight?"
"Nah, he's ditching us for his girlfriend. Galling!"
"That galling fetus..."
2. "Yo what are you up to tonight?"
"Man, I'm supposed to meet up with some people but I've got a paper to write... f*** it, I'm just gonna gall out in the dungeon"

by brerryfoxmas December 6, 2014

Galloping Gut Buster

When having sex, you decide to mix it up. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... Galloping Gut Buster. Similar to the raspberry torpedo.

Jamie: What's wrong Linda?
Linda: Ian did the galloping gut buster last night.... it hurts so much!

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear

i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Galling

The pursuit of happiness with women among heterosexual men. This includes all activities from dancing with a woman to bedding down with her. One who partakes of this activity is a galler (q.v.). This word was my invention long ago. Originally written as "girling" (now considered archaic).

Let's go out galling tonight! I had a great galling time in Chicago - met lots of wild American girls!

by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004

galloping

Having Victorian Era sex.

Wow Lucy and Dracula were totally galloping in that movie.

by Alex Delarge December 10, 2016