Galert

A verb from the Polish language, masturbating furiously in under five minutes. Pronounced gal-ert
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.

He went for a galert 4 minutes ago, he should hurry up or he'll risk losing it.

by ezyarw January 10, 2010

Galeton

A small town located in between Wellsboro and Coudersport. While mostly being a "retirement town", galeton has a small school, one grocery store, two bars, and some of the worlds biggest junkies! The town is absolutely gorgeous but seems to be taken over by pigturds. You're definitely from galeton if you know what a pigturd is. This town is so classy, the chief of police commited the crime of Adultry. Keep up the good work, Galeton.

That's so crazy, that town is such a Galeton.

by Geistermeister December 28, 2016

gleet

The discharge produced by one's genitalia as a result of an advanced case of an STD, particularly gonorrhea.

That guy's so sick you can see the gleet stain through his pants.

by John666 February 22, 2007

galleta

synonym of cracker

comes from the spanish word meaning cookie

Buying from QVC? You galleta!

by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Gleetard

For all the people who talk nonstop about the show "Glee".

"I can't believe you watch that show, you are such a gleetard!"

by MattNY12 October 7, 2009

gleet

The ejection of saliva directly out of ones salvatory glands and out of his/her mouth. The technique is hard to master. You must quickly press the tip of your tounge against the back of your front teeth, while doing so you must "push down" on the lower part of your toung where the elastic-like tendon that connects the tounge to the bottom of the mouth joins the tounge. It is hard to do, but once done, it it's even harder to master.

Gleeting is fun to do but is fuckin' annoying to have done ot yourself.

by Adam "Tr0n" March 17, 2005

Gleet

The nasty stuff that comes out of your penis when you have an STD such as gonorrhea.

The greasy man walking down the street had gleet stains on his pants.

by Iron Tager March 10, 2010