fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is generally not considered to be as offensive.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 13, 2008

fwapa

what you say when you hit someone or poke someone. most likely its intended.

*hits someone lightly* fwapa!

by Spike obsessed21 June 5, 2005

fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 14, 2008

Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

fappatite

Hunger for fapping (i.e. horniness)

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!

by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Flappage

Garland reference to excessive dropping or flapping of internet equipment. Device is continuously up and down.

We're seeing alot of flappage from your modem rack.

by swanssy January 13, 2009