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Magio-Furint

A group of people with the same gender get sorted into groups ‘hot’ or ‘ugly’ by someone from the opposite gender, and the ‘hot’ group all usually get laid, or make out with the ‘chooser’. It can get wild.
Yesterday I did a Magio-Furint with these hot chicks at school
by masonthemissile November 12, 2022
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Magio-Furints

A word based off of a Magio-Furint. The word is used when describing a group of very hot/attractive people
Check out these Magio-Furints
by masonthemissile November 12, 2022
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furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.

Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"

"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
by Medicus007 August 16, 2016
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funitzo

the most dopatronic, schitzo elf you'll ever meet. has very bad foot funk he sells on the street, puts the kids in a trance.
You pulled a funitzo, those kids are shakin' it!
by natabelle July 1, 2005
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Furni

The plural of furnace.
That's alot of furni you have there.

Thank you
by TankDaBain August 23, 2018
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Furniturd

Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.
"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."

This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.
by toast_melba August 27, 2011
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Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
by Burnerjack August 1, 2016
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