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fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
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Fucktard Stink Box

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.
The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.
by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010
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fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!
by seevo315 April 13, 2011
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fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
by Mama_G February 2, 2017
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fucktardia

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary
slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia
by Ðiego December 7, 2002
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Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.
1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!
by Brade June 30, 2011
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fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.
Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!
by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002
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