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An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008
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Fuck You With Love

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A word uttered in anger or in an upset mood. You don't really hate the person so you add with love at the end of your fuck statement. Again, you don't hate them, you just hope they fucking die and go to hell or eat a bag of dicks because they happened to have pissed you off tremendously.
Example #1
Bro 1#: Dude your straight flush cleaned me out! You know what fuck you with love!

Bro 2#: Whoa broski fuck me!? Oh wait with love, it's all good.

Example #2
Husband: Karen you are such a douchebag! Fuck you with love!

Wife: Fuck you with love you too needle dick!
by BaseballFury November 1, 2010
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do you fuck with the war

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Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.
So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!
by Suckmydixk666 August 1, 2017
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Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
by munkman September 19, 2011
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When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"
by Lil Booty February 3, 2017
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