fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

by parker December 29, 2003

fucksickle

a penis - the human popsickle

suck my fucksickle

by dibanurictionary July 22, 2010

Fucknuckle

When someone is a damn fucking idiot. (Typically used in Australia)

Jimmy: Can Pigs Fly?
Kyle: You absolute fucknuckle!

by Aussiebummer69 July 14, 2016

fucktickling

Tickling as a form of foreplay.
An alternate spelling of fucktickeling

"I really like this guy, Ross - but he is into fucktickling and it's not my thing.

by prescriptive-prude October 16, 2017

Fuckdick

someone that loves anal

girl #1: don't you just love anal
girl #2: no! I'm not a fuck dick
girl #1 loves anal and is a fuckdick

by Caption12yearOld June 1, 2018

FuckDick

You fuck a dick and its put your ass

Im gonna fuckdick you

by viewmodel February 16, 2022

Fucksickle

two people in a 69 position that have been frozen on a metal post. a fucksickle can be licked and eaten.

omg dude have u had a fucksickle latley?

by garebear601 June 22, 2011