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Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008
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Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.
That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

Fuckit syndrome 

A point in your life were you dont give a fuck about anything and anyone. You also won't care what you say to people.

At this time you might be called an asshole every 2 or so hours.
man1:Dude you've been a real asshole.

man2:Yea last week i got the Fuckit syndrome.

man1:I had that last month.

fucktard Biden 

The 46th POTUS.
Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!
fucktard Biden by Maga! January 22, 2021

fucktard contest 

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
fucktard contest by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
Used to enhance and bring more emphasis to the word,"Fuck"or a phrase in which said word is contained therein.
Fuckity by Momma eww May 22, 2017

Fucktard Stink Box 

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.
The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.
Fucktard Stink Box by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010