FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.

You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.

by Fighterjock January 11, 2007

tickle my fuckballs

please immensely

That alcoholic beverage in the workplace would really tickle my fuckballs!

by Droot559 July 27, 2017

pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like

anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*

by me! muahaha March 3, 2008

Fuckballing

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive.

"Jane, stop fuckballing and do your chores!"

by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016

FUCKBALLS

Word used when overly amused, frustrated, perplexed, or excited about a situation, turn of events, as well as something someone says to you or you overhear.

FUCKBALLS what that guy just said was hysterical!
FUCKBALLS I forgot that was today!
FUCKBALLS that’s expensive!
FUCKBALLS this is not how I envisioned spending my day!

by Kamalita March 14, 2024

Fuckball

Any football game post circa 2006 (fuck you Cheryl Tweedy, yer mas a toilet attendant) when all footballers turned into fuck boys (or fuck bois for the gen zers) who bounce more off the pitch with their hair than the ball(s)

I dunno who am I to tell you how to use words. Fuckball

by Cheryl Tweedys toilet September 17, 2023

Fuckball

A catastrophic sparatic turn of events of events that cause either mental or physical damage/harm

“My life has been a fuckball lately
“You’re a fuckball”

by anonymous July 1, 2023